Questions

I have questions:

Back in 1990, Snap had the power. What did they do with it?

2Unlimited knew no limits, so how come their pop career was so limited?

How come all herbal tea tastes bitter and fruitless, despite smelling delicious and exactly like the fruit it purports to contain?

What did she look like with a chimney on her?

Why aren't Olympic champions called Lords of the Rings?

How come not one of the scenarios in Alanis Morrissete's song are remotely ironic?

Why is the carrot considered the smartest of all the vegetables?

What does 'tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon' mean?

How come everyone who crosses their arms into an X shape on X Factor is certain to be rubbish?

Wouldn't all things be cheap at half the price, assuming the initial price is reasonable?

How come I've never found 50 Cent in any club?

Why is Kerry Katona on the front cover of every issue of OK! Magazine?

Why is Kerry Katona famous, again?

How come Jay Kay forgot he was a hippy as soon as he could afford his first Ferrari?

How come there's no smart thinking inside the box?

Think on.